dulect: will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
When your friends come to you for advice:
sodamnrelatable: “good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
luanlegacy: ryannxp: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded a tad bumbummed if you ask me analinjury alert
Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch... →
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality:
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
drarna: emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
no-future-no-life: “But the Bible says…” I have been waiting for this post my whole life
blowjobsinthechapel: once-upon-a-swan-queen: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD. NOPE OH MY GOD
windydude: it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
Draco: Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.
Ron: Bitch I might be.
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
When one of my friends actually raises their hand...
nopestiel: maleficentmordor: I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going- “fucking winchesters” #spn#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING (via)
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
whilelifepassesby: roseonabeach: castiel-kingofsass: I HATE THIS EPISODE I HATE THIS SEASON FINALE I HATE THIS SEASON I HATE THIS SHOW can’t wait until next season it doesn’t matter what show you are talking about
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS
dual-scar: dual-scar: my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second NOT A FAKE SPIDER DECORATION I REPEAT THIS WAS NOT A FAKE FUCKING SPIDER FUCKKFJDSFDSFDS