Crazy Tumblr Themes

Courtney. 18. Marymount Manhattan College.

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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plightofthevalkyries:

Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good

jjprentiss:

madameatomicbomb:

swoleinvelvet:

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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what is your gender identity: musician
what is your sexual orientation: musicians
what do you want to do with your life: music
what are your religious views: music
who is your favourite composer: sit down and let me tell you a thing

plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

my friend: *sneezes*
me: you have better tone than our entire trumpet section