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Courtney. 18. Marymount Manhattan College. Im rather boring.

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

stupidstagram:

i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING 

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you