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Courtney. 18. Marymount Manhattan College.


when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are


my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college


for halloween can i be your girl 


me at school: where’s the block button?

doctor: do you drink or smoke?
me: no
doctor: (under his breath) what a loser


when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper




Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes


fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it


@markusprime _ alongside @pookaluv
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