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Courtney. 18. Marymount Manhattan College.

ohblainers:

Slang I started using unironically in 2014:

  • tru
  • bae
  • yaaaaas
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

sexponents:

*snapchats you back 5 days later when I look cute*

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks


Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014